joi, 5 iulie 2012

Doza de intelepciune a televiziunii

Azi am fost cu Catalin la Man in Black 3 si ne-am gandit la replici memorabile. M-am gandit sa scriu jos (write down) cele mai tari replici pe care le-am auzit in filmele de pana acum.



Replici din filme:

Yeppie Ki Yey motherfucker

                  (Die Hard 1, 2, 3, 4 - Bruce Willis)

Let's agree to disagree

                  (Man in Black 3  - Boris The Animal)

The only God is God of death and the only thing we say to him is not today

                  (Game of Thrones - Syrio Forel)

They are taking the hobbits to Isengard

                  (Lord of the Rings - Orlando Bloom (Legolas)

My precious

                  (Lord of the Rings - Smeagol)

This Is Sparta!

                  (300 - King Leonidas)


Does he look like a bitch?

                  (Pulp Fiction - The Black Guy)

I dare you I double dare you motherfucker!

                  (Pulp Fiction - The Black Guy)

I'm Batman

                  (The Dark Knight - Batman)

Loki: We have an army!
Ironman: We have a Hulk!

                  (The Avengers)

I am Ironman!

                  (Ironman - Tony Stark)

This is madness!

                  (300 - King Leonidas)

Tonight we will dine in hell!

                  (300 - King Leonidas)

Aladeen motherfucker

                  (The Dictator - Soundtrack)

The King in the North!

                  (Game of Thrones - An army)

Victory is mine!

                  (Family Guy - Stewie)

I'd like to chat but unfourtunatly you are a bitch

                  (Family Guy - Stewie)

Chris: Why do you dig a hole?
Stewie: I like to sleep on my side.
               
                  (Family Guy)

D'oh

                  (The Simpsons - Homer Simpson)

Kids, you've tried your best but you've falied miserably,
the lesson here is never try, because trying is the first
steep to failure.

                  (The Simpsons - Homer Simpson)

Press any key... hmm... where is the any-key?

                  (The Simpsons - Homer Simpson)

The one who gives the sentence must swing the sword!

                  (Game of Thrones - Ned Stark)

The winter is comming!

                  (Game of Thrones - House Stark)

James, James Bond.

                  (Tomorow never dies - James Bond)

You shall not pass!

                  (Lord of The Rings - Gandalf)

No, no Louis, we are not terrible people, hourses are terrible people!

                  (Family Guy - Peter Griffin)            

Hmmm... Beer

                  (The Simpsons - Homer Simpson)

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