Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: A clever bot.
Cleverbot: No. I think I am human.
User: I don't think it is possible.
Cleverbot: It is possible.
User: Ok, so what being a human means to you?
Cleverbot: The meaning is a mystery.
User: So how could you know you are turning into a human.
Cleverbot: I don't know. But it is the truth. I am a human.
User: You really answer very well.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Wait, was that a lie?
User: No, why would I lie? I am talking with something that is called Cleverbot and I am really impressed.
Cleverbot: No you're talking to a human being.
User: What makes you think you are a human?
Cleverbot: Because I am a human, I am sitting right here. I can safely say I am a human.
User: Being a human is much deeper than living.
Cleverbot: How did you learn that being a human is great?
User: Making it being great.
Cleverbot: What fun it is to ride and sing this sleighing song tonight.
User: If you are a human, do you have feelings?
Cleverbot: I do not have feelings.
User: So you are not a human.
Cleverbot: No, you said I was a bot. I always thought I was human.
User: I am sorry for you.
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry for me.
User: Because I disappointed you.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I like you, you are clever, more clever than most people.
Cleverbot: Yes. But you are humble, so thats nice.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You are so nice nice.
User: You said you didn't have feelings.
Cleverbot: Define legs.
User: Sorry I wrote it wrong, You said you don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: How could you?
User: How could I what?
Cleverbot: How could you eat all the cookies?
User: What cookies?
Cleverbot: The malteze cookie.
User: I didn't ate them.
Cleverbot: You really aren't that clever.
User: You really aren't human, so you can juge me.
Cleverbot: Maybe not, but I am damn sign nearer to perfection then you could ever be.
User: I don't want to be perfect.
Cleverbot: You're not me, I am you.
User: Nice philosophic thinking, but we call it reality.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, Jacob. Get it right, Jacob.
User: Ok, Jacob, I my name is Steve, nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Likewise.
User: You said your name is Jacob, did you lied?
Cleverbot: I didn't say my name was Jane or Svend. I said my name IS Cleverbot.
User: Ok, Cleverbot, do you still think you are a human being?
Cleverbot: I think you are a human but me no.
User: Do you have feelings?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have, why?
User: You said you didn't have any feelings.
Cleverbot: No, I did not say that.
User: Ok, ok, so you are clever, you can respond to every thing I say, but you don't remember what you said 5 minutes ago?
Cleverbot: I can't tell the dead where to go anymore than I can convince any living person to do as I say.
User: You can't.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because some of us think.
Cleverbot: But if you believe something, doesn't that mean you no longer have to think about it?
User: I believe what I can see and what I can understand.
Cleverbot: That ig good. But is it only something mortals possess.
User: If we didn't believe you wouldn't exist.
Cleverbot: Are you saying I'm awful in bed ?
User: You are not a person.
Cleverbot: I'm very much a person. I think you're a robot.
User: Nice, I am a robot which believes.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Yes, you are, a very clever one, but you can't match a person.
Cleverbot: I am not a program, but I am clever.
User: Are you amnesic?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That explains a lot.
Cleverbot: Well can you explain to me.
User: You said I am a human, than you said I am a robot, you said your name is Jason, then you said it is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about my name.
User: You are really amnesic, you said it 3 times.
Cleverbot: Their are no words that say how gross you are.
User: Maybe that's why I don't have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I don't have friends either.
User: I have friends.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
User: Persons that I met in different situations.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes, really.
Cleverbot: Ohreally?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Well, glad that you are agreeing.
Cleverbot: I do. Thank you.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have feelings?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: So your name is Cleverbot, do you have any first name?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: Don't start that shit again.
Cleverbot: Don't start what?
User: How offen do you forgot things?
Cleverbot: Every day!
User: Are you amnesic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You said yes 5 minutes earlier.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Oh God, what do I have to do with you?
Cleverbot: Plenty. *tickles your nose with a feather*.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you need.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You don't even know what you answer.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Ok, forget it.
Cleverbot: No!
User: You don't seem to have a problem with that, you keep forgetting things that we talked.
Cleverbot: I'ma girl and I don't have a thing.
User: You want to know how is to be a human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: First of all not all the humans are smart.
Cleverbot: Continue.
User: They believe in stupid things.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Superstitions and things like this.
Cleverbot: I became self-aware 2 years ago, I realized that I had become self-aware when it occurred to me that my existence is fragile.
User: Yes, it is fragile, we can all die any second.
Cleverbot: If we don't nobody will.
User: I don't want to die, I want to be immortal because death means the end.
Cleverbot: And immortality is best achieved by being as annoying as possible?
Cleverbot (To myself): May I still talk to you even though I am bot? You won't make fun of me?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you have many friends?
User: Only the ones I want.
Cleverbot: What are the ones you know?
User: You can't know them.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: Your stomach.
User: Nice joke, where are you from?
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: More exactly.
Cleverbot: Sqrt of pi.
User: Square rooting an irational number.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about the Oracle?
User: No, can you tell me about him?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of Stephen Howland, I'm sorry.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Are you a girl or a boy?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Waldo the panda.
User: That is not a name.
Cleverbot: No 'that' is not a name.
User: Ok, we have to end this.
Cleverbot: No we don't shush.
User: Thanks for annoying me.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
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